Roll up Ladies and Gents to the Luckiest Sideshow in Town! For your entertainment, and dare we say, edification, the Red Palace presents a bevy of backroom beauties and beaus to tickle yer senses while you douse yer thirst with a dram o’ the luckiest stout in this two horse town.

Prepare yourself for a ukulele filled, hip swiveling, tassel twirling, sideshow spectacle from a group of performers that all have a whee bit of Irish in them, or want to end the night with a bit of Irish in them.

Step right up and let your senses delight in:

UkeCordionPocalypse – The Uke and the Accordion, together again to rediscover why they broke up in the first place! The semi-sober stylings of Mab, Just Mab & Miss Baska D’Joy, those red hot Honer honeys, and the music that made your Grandma show off her ankles and your Granpa sour his kraut.  Both these lovely ladies have been known to be of loose morals when plied with the juice of the barley.  Do not expose to direct sunlight!

Mark Slomski – More uke than you can shake a shillelagh at!  Making music marinated in the finest whiskey, this brash young lad is ready to set your trews on fire with only three chords.   Watch it lasses, he’sa rouge of the best kind.  The gift of a tongue of silver, and the eyes of a sinner.  Stir before serving!

Mavi – Not to be taken internally!  Mavi is a wonder for the senses as she swivels her way hither and yon across the stage and into your very soul.  Mavi is the dancer your sainted mother warned you about, and the dark secret your father kept.  Can good luck be this bad for you?  Yes it can!

Reverend Valentine – Not afflicted with Holy Mother Church, but one Holy Mutther, the good Reverend is the most disrespectful burly-q known to nuns.  A high ranking Sister of the Perpetual Motion Tassel, she’s here to help you rediscover what fun can be had by kneeling.  Say three Hail Marys, and pray you see the morning!  Discontinue use of irritation occurs!

Kiss my Uke: Sideshow Shenanigans
Thursday, March 17th
@ The Red Palace
1210 H St. NE, Washington DC.
Only $10!
:: Ages 21+ ::
Doors 8:00pm / Show 9:00pm

http://redpalacedc.com
http://mabjustmab.com
http://ukecordionpocalypse.com
http://markslomski.com
http://www.mavibellydance.com/
http://reverendvalentine.webs.com/

The show that was so good, we had to do it again!

MOONSHINE CABARET — ONE NIGHT ONLY in Frederick, MD
Amazing feats of danger, music, comedy, burlesque, and vaudeville in a show like Frederick has never seen!
Moonshine Cabaret

Cultural Arts Center
15 West Patrick St. Frederick Md
Friday, Feb 18th.
Doors: 7pm, Show: 8pm
Price: $10
Advance tickets and more at www.frederickartscouncil.org

The Moonshine Cabaret brings the 1920′s speakeasy experience ONE NIGHT ONLY to Frederick, MD at the Cultural Arts Center. This one of a kind vintage vaudeville experience features famous entertainment from near and far!

The show includes the hobo comedy by the bag ladies of SideTracked, the whiskey and wit of Mark, Phil & Uke Slomski, the dangerous dance of Mavi, sideshow antics by DC’s own Sideshow girl Mab just Mab and the moxie burlesque of Wham Bam Pam!

Hey folks! since sideshow folk don’t have health or dental insurance, we are forced to think of creative ways to generate emergency revenue in times of need. well, now is one of those times. For a LIMITED TIME! I am offering a piece of sideshow history! http://mabjustmab.com/concessionstand/flea-market/glasswalkers-footprint/
Genuine sideshow artifact!
Actual Broken Glass that was walked upon by Mab, Just Mab

I have been a glass walker for quite a few years. And since I smash between one and three bottles every show, what started as a modest pile of broken glass has grown to more glass than I can carry around!

Now is your opportunity! You can own your very own piece of sideshow history! I can personally guarantee that this glass was seen on stage, breaking beneath my tender feet. You can see the broken shards UP CLOSE! If you ever wondered if I treat the glass I walk on, or if it is made of sugar, this is your chance to see what it really looks like! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is REAL GLASS!

I am offering a limited number of these. Right now, I only have 10! Each one is signed and numbered!

Each one comes complete with a card depicting Mab (me!) walking on the offered glass.

This would be a great edition to any collection! Great conversation started! You too can have a real sideshow exhibit in your home!

at only $20 it\’s a hell of a bargain!
shipping & handling $10

GET YOURS NOW! I do not know when I will be offering this again!

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GET YOURS NOW! I do not know when I will be offering this again!

Also on the block!!

I am auctioning off a special “Guest List for a Year” pass! all you have to do is register on my website (I won’t send you email and it costs nothing.) and put in a bid! at the moment, you can get guest list for a year for only $10! that’s 12 month’s of shows for the price of ONE!

http://mabjustmab.com/auctions/guest-list-for-1-year/

The bearer of this pass is on the guest list for any show that I’m in for a year (starting from the date of issue). All you have to do is text me that you are coming to the show, and I’ll put your name on the guest list!

I do several shows a month, most of them local. This offer is also valid for any show out of town too! At $10 a show, that can add up! In my head, it’s kind of like a Groupon or Living Social thing.

This is a great item for anyone who likes to see a variety of variety shows!

(this is the first time I’m trying this out…if it works out, I’ll offer another one next year!)

and if you don’t want to pick up a genuine sideshow artifact, you can still donate here!

3 shows this week!

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Tuesday, Loteria de Amor, the game show that’s an art show that’s a burlesque show is returning on February 8th as an early Valentine for those looking to get lucky in love and those just looking to get lucky!

Between games enjoy the dirty musical antics of Eva Brontosaurus, the bad boy boylesque of Tony Apollo and the amazing circus feats of Mab, just Mab, DC’s own sideshow girl!

Come early to enjoy the musical stylings of Lucha Liberace, the Conquistador of the Keys.
Our featured artists for the month are Jason Horowitz and Susan Jamison!

Admission is $10 and inclludes one free game!
you won’t want to miss this!  you could get lucky in love!!!

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then on Wednesday, check out the premier of Freaky Females! Burlesque & Sideshow at Asylum

Featuring:

Mab, Just Mab -  DC’s Own Sideshow Girl
Wham Bam Pam -  Burlesque & Pinup Provacateur
Mavi – Washington DC’s tattooed blue tribal goddess
Miss Kitty Victorian – Purrrrfect Ecdysiast,  a master of the art of classic striptease

Tickets for this show are only $5!
Doors 9pm; Show 9:30pm

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Friday I’m super excited to be doing a guest sideshow spot with This Way To The Egress!

Also on deck, The Extraordinary Skills of SIR D.PINCHBECK DEVEREAUX!!

@ THE RED PALACE 2/11/10. They’ve got new songs, new acts, & hope to keep working with these crazy cats as well as our new friends Finnegans 10 in 1 Circus Sideshow! 6 dasy til MR JOE BLACK ARRIVES!!!

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Hope you can make it out for one or all of these great performances!

As always, see you at the sideshow!