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Events on February 9, 2012
  • DCVariety Open Mic night! @ Red Palace
    Starts: 9:00 PM
    Ends: February 9, 2012 - 10:00 PM
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Events on February 10, 2012
  • Winter Festival of Wonders
    Starts: 12:00 AM
    Ends: February 13, 2012 - 12:00 AM
    Description: http://wfow.info/
    Mab performing Friday night!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is a three day celebration of Wonder, Magic & Play!

    The gallery will house installations, sculpture and artworks throughout the weekend, which will feature four ticketed performances, including The Wizards Ball, a Show of Magic, a concert by Telesma, and Dr. Nodnol’s Sunday Circus.

    During the day, from Noon - 5PM on both Saturday and Sunday, the gallery will be open, free of charge, for viewing of the installations, a Mystery Marketplace, and free classes and performances for the whole family, including Circus Arts classes provided by Charm City Movement Arts!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is made possible in part by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts, the William G. Baker, Jr. Memorial Fund, creator of the Baker Artists Awards, http://www.bakerartistawards.com and Station North Arts & Entertainment, Inc., http://www.stationnorth.org

    Official Sponsors: What Weekly, Dr. Nodnols Imagination Rejuvenation Tonic, Fly Dog Ales

    Official Partners: Area 405, Artists Compound, Baltimore Art & Music Project, Baltimore Office of Promotion and The Arts, Charm City Movement Arts, EMP Collective, Gaia, Philip Laubner Photography, The Pink Line Project, James Taylor's Shocked and Amazed, Station North Arts & Entertainment District, 88

    For more information on the festival, please visit our website at http://www.wfow.info

    Click here to view the Festival Kickstarter Page: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/davidlondon/winter-festival-of-wonders
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Events on February 11, 2012
  • Winter Festival of Wonders
    Starts: 12:00 AM
    Ends: February 13, 2012 - 12:00 AM
    Description: http://wfow.info/
    Mab performing Friday night!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is a three day celebration of Wonder, Magic & Play!

    The gallery will house installations, sculpture and artworks throughout the weekend, which will feature four ticketed performances, including The Wizards Ball, a Show of Magic, a concert by Telesma, and Dr. Nodnol’s Sunday Circus.

    During the day, from Noon - 5PM on both Saturday and Sunday, the gallery will be open, free of charge, for viewing of the installations, a Mystery Marketplace, and free classes and performances for the whole family, including Circus Arts classes provided by Charm City Movement Arts!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is made possible in part by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts, the William G. Baker, Jr. Memorial Fund, creator of the Baker Artists Awards, http://www.bakerartistawards.com and Station North Arts & Entertainment, Inc., http://www.stationnorth.org

    Official Sponsors: What Weekly, Dr. Nodnols Imagination Rejuvenation Tonic, Fly Dog Ales

    Official Partners: Area 405, Artists Compound, Baltimore Art & Music Project, Baltimore Office of Promotion and The Arts, Charm City Movement Arts, EMP Collective, Gaia, Philip Laubner Photography, The Pink Line Project, James Taylor's Shocked and Amazed, Station North Arts & Entertainment District, 88

    For more information on the festival, please visit our website at http://www.wfow.info

    Click here to view the Festival Kickstarter Page: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/davidlondon/winter-festival-of-wonders
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Events on February 12, 2012
  • Winter Festival of Wonders
    Starts: 12:00 AM
    Ends: February 13, 2012 - 12:00 AM
    Description: http://wfow.info/
    Mab performing Friday night!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is a three day celebration of Wonder, Magic & Play!

    The gallery will house installations, sculpture and artworks throughout the weekend, which will feature four ticketed performances, including The Wizards Ball, a Show of Magic, a concert by Telesma, and Dr. Nodnol’s Sunday Circus.

    During the day, from Noon - 5PM on both Saturday and Sunday, the gallery will be open, free of charge, for viewing of the installations, a Mystery Marketplace, and free classes and performances for the whole family, including Circus Arts classes provided by Charm City Movement Arts!

    The Winter Festival of Wonders is made possible in part by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts, the William G. Baker, Jr. Memorial Fund, creator of the Baker Artists Awards, http://www.bakerartistawards.com and Station North Arts & Entertainment, Inc., http://www.stationnorth.org

    Official Sponsors: What Weekly, Dr. Nodnols Imagination Rejuvenation Tonic, Fly Dog Ales

    Official Partners: Area 405, Artists Compound, Baltimore Art & Music Project, Baltimore Office of Promotion and The Arts, Charm City Movement Arts, EMP Collective, Gaia, Philip Laubner Photography, The Pink Line Project, James Taylor's Shocked and Amazed, Station North Arts & Entertainment District, 88

    For more information on the festival, please visit our website at http://www.wfow.info

    Click here to view the Festival Kickstarter Page: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/davidlondon/winter-festival-of-wonders
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Events on February 24, 2012
  • Ooh La La Belly Dance and Sideshow Revue
    Starts: 12:00 AM
    Ends: February 25, 2012 - 12:00 AM
    Location: Montserrat House
    Description: We’re having a show at the Montserrat House (http://www.montserrathouse.com/) on Feb 24th and would be so happy if you'd like to perform 2 acts that night.

    Our show is called the "Ooh La La Belly Dance and Sideshow Revue" and features both belly dance and sideshow acts.

    There will also be an artwork gallery and (possibly) a DJ party after the show (you're not obligated to stay). Should be a great night of dance, sideshow, art and music.
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01st February 2010

Accidental Circus  

Date City Venue Country
Tour: Accidental Circus 10th Anniversary Tour
01/19/12 Accidental Circus in Charleston, SC Jimbo’s Rock Lounge United States
Time: 9:30pm. Admission: $8 at the door.. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1662 Savannah Highway. Opening the show will be Charleston’s own Whisky Diablo and burlesque beauties Evelyn DeVere and Plume de Paname of Carnivalesque.
01/18/12 Accidental Circus in Asheville, NC The Magnetic Field United States
Time: 8:30pm. Admission: $8 / $10. Address: 372 Depot St.. The Accidental Circus East Coast Tour! With special guests Bombs Away Cabaret! $8 presale tickets, $10 at the door. Starring: The Mezmer Society, Asheville, NC. Paolo Garbanzo, Jester of England’s Muncaster Castle. Mab Just Mab, DC’s Own Sideshow Girl. Sidetracked Theatre, Philadelphia, PA. Darbuka Dave, Huntsville, AL. Wednesday, January 18, 8:00 p.m. $8 presale tickets, $10 at the door.
01/14/12 Accidental Circus in Columbia, SC artbar United States
Time: 6:00pm. DOOOOMMM!
12/30/11 Accidental Circus in Richmond, VA Gallery 5 United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10/$12. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 200 W. Marshall St.
11/16/11 - 11/20/11 Accidental Circus in New Orleans New Orleans Fringe Festival United States
Time: 6:00pm.
07/28/11 Accidental Circus in Richmond, VA The Camel United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 1621 W. Broad Street. Venue phone: (804) 353-4901.
07/28/11 Accidental Circus in Richmond, VA The Camel United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $5. Address: 1621 W. Broad Street. Venue phone: (804) 353-4901. The Accidental Circus is joining forces with The Slomski Brothers for an evening of cabaret at the Camel in Richmond, VA.

Doors at 6pm, show promptly at 7pm. $5

————————–​————– …The Accidental Circus
http://www.accidentalcircu​s.com/

http://slomskibrothers.com
07/16/11 Accidental Circus in Annapolis, MD Rams Head United States
Time: 9:00pm. Joining the Slomski Brothers, Gilded Lily Burlesque for one night of awesome!
Tour: Accidental Circus Post-Hypnotic Holiday Tour
01/23/11 Accidental Circus in Atlanta, GA Red Light Cafe United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $12. Address: 553 Amsterdam Ave.
01/22/11 Accidental Circus in Chattanooga, TN Barking Legs United States
Time: 8:00pm. Address: 1307 Dodds Ave., Chattanooga.
01/21/11 Accidental Circus in Nashville, TN Exit Inn United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $12. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 2208 Elliston Place Nashville, TN 37203. Venue phone: (615) 321-3340.
01/20/11 Accidental Circus in Knoxville, TN Relix Variety United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $12. Address: 1208 N. Central St. Knoxville TN 37917. Venue phone: 865-474-1017.
01/16/11 Accidental Circus in Richmond, VA Balliceaux United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 203 N Lombardy St, Richmond, VA, 23220-3529. Tickets only $10, with special pricing with the purchase of a ticket to Khalima’s Raqs Luminaire! Ticket presale here: http://illuminationkhalimadancestudioandwork.blogspot.com/p/purchase-classes.html
01/15/11 Accidental Circus in Asbury, NJ Asbury Lanes United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 209 4TH AVE ASBURY PARK.
01/14/11 Accidental Circus in Dunellen, NJ Roxy & Dukes United States
Time: 8:00pm. Address: 745 Bound Brook Rd Dunellen, NJ 08812. Venue phone: (732) 529-4464.
01/13/11 Accidental Circus in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE.
11/20/10 Accidental Circus in New Orleans one eyed jacks United States
Time: 10:00am. Address: 615 Toulouse Street New Orleans, LA 70130.
11/19/10 Accidental Circus in New Orleans Pravda United States
Time: 10:00am. Address: 1113 Decatur Street, New Orleans, LA 70116-2605. Teaser Show
Tour: Accidental Circus Summer Tour
07/18/10 Accidental Circus in NY zebulon United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 258 Wythe Avenue. Accidental Circus in Brooklyn!
07/17/10 Accidental Circus in Philadelphia Magic Garden United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10/$15. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1020 South Street.

The Accidental Circus

The Accidental Circus is: Ringleader & Juggler extraordinaire Paolo Garbanzo, Mab Just Mab, DC’s Sideshow Girl, Onca O’Leary and August Hoerr in the genre-defying Mezmer Society, and Philadelphia’s two-woman comedy group Sidetracked.

Together, these six artists present an ever-evolving interactive theatrical experience. Danger, humor, beauty, music, political humor and social commentary… all in the first act.

And A.C. will be joining Whipsuit on Friday!

Philladelphia improv Mainstays Rick horner and Cubby Altobelli put aside their hate to deliver top-notch comedy. Well, they don’t REALLY put that hate aside, it shows through. It always shows through.

Bring your loved ones to dazzle them. Bring your enemies because anything is possible when 5 knives are in the air…

Three chances to evade death:

July 16th at O’Neal’s Pub, 7pm and 9pm shows It’s a bar, so 21+

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/118436

and July 17th at Magic Garden 8pm show. it’s BYO and picnic-type seating.

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/118326

$10 pre, $15 at door.

Get your tickets early, cause they’re cheaper!

07/16/10 Accidental Circus in Philadelphia O’Neals Pub United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10/ $15. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 611 S.3rd St.. The Accidental Circus The Accidental Circus is: Ringleader & Juggler extraordinaire Paolo Garbanzo, Mab Just Mab, DC’s Sideshow Girl, Onca O’Leary and August Hoerr in the genre-defying Mezmer Society, and Philadelphia’s two-woman comedy group Sidetracked. Together, these six artists present an ever-evolving interactive theatrical experience. Danger, humor, beauty, music, political humor and social commentary… all in the first act. And A.C. will be joining Whipsuit on Friday! Philladelphia improv Mainstays Rick horner and Cubby Altobelli put aside their hate to deliver top-notch comedy. Well, they don’t REALLY put that hate aside, it shows through. It always shows through. Bring your loved ones to dazzle them. Bring your enemies because anything is possible when 5 knives are in the air… Three chances to evade death: July 16th at O’Neal’s Pub, 7pm and 9pm shows It’s a bar, so 21+ http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/118436 and July 17th at Magic Garden 8pm show. it’s BYO and picnic-type seating. http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/118326 $10 pre, $15 at door. Get your tickets early, cause they’re cheaper!
07/15/10 Accidental Circus in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Join The Accidental Circus for an evening of Darwinism in Action & Luscious Cabaret. Collaborators since 2002, these travelers are reuniting to tour in July 2010 and January of 2011. This show promises danger and humor, beauty and song, progressive political humor and weird social commentary ~ all in the first act.

Ringleader & Juggler extraordinaire Paolo Garbanzo is the first American ever to become Jester of a European castle, and tours Europe and the US year-round presenting his original comedic material in three languages. Historical, hysterical, satirical, and interactive, this multi-skilled compere leads the AC as Benevolent Dictator for Life, gathering artists in from his travels to create an-ever evolving collaborative cabaret: The Accidental Circus.

Mab Just Mab, DC’s Sideshow Girl, combines artistry and pain to create hilarious & compelling entertainment. A glasswalker and blockhead, escape artist and ukulele fanatic, she is a tenured freak at DC’s notorious sideshow venue & museum, The Palace of Wonders. Mab has as been featured in several documentaries and books on the sideshow revival, and performs solo, with AC, and as a pillar of the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow.

The Mezmer Society demonstrates to the general public that, after a 60 year hiatus, it is once more permissible to dance to an accordion. Hard-riding highwaymen of mayhem, they missionize the Mezmer gospel throughout the States. Zany bellydance antics, torchsongs, and sinister accordionism are blended at high speed into a tall, cool, glass of delicious and intoxicating performance. Great for geeks, goths, and anyone who wants extreme festivity.

Sidetracked is a two-woman team from Philadelphia that bowls the crowd over with high-integrity, rapid-fire, two-person comedic storytelling. They bring their considerable presence to bear on any audience, rejuvenating the classic Vaudeville genre, with contemporary subject matter and sensibilities.

Bring your loved ones to dazzle them. Bring your enemies because, well, anything is possible when 5 knives are in the air… Accidental Circus.

Contact:
Garbanzo Production 1888Juggle1
Mab Just Mab 551-JUSTMAB (587-8622)


Accidental Circus
www.accidentalcircus.com
Paolo Garbanzo
www.garbanzojuggling.com The Mezmer Society: Luscious Cabaret & Balkan Ruckus
www.mezmersociety.com
Mab Just Mab
www.mabjustmab.com
Sidetracked Theatre
www.sidetracked.biz

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow  

Date City Venue Country
11/04/11 - 11/06/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Wilkes-Barre Sideshow Gathering United States
Time: 6:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1073 Route 315, Wilkes-Barre PA. Cheeky Monkey Sideshow returns to the annual Sideshow Gathering
10/31/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Cheeky Monkey Sideshow presents
a FreakTastic Funtime Halloween Special!

With Special Guests:
Swami YoMahmi – Monster of Ceremoanies
Mab, Just Mab – Sideshow Ghoul
Sally The Cinch – Undead Undulations and Physical Oddity
Cherrie Canary – Burleeeeeesk!

Live music from Rock’N'Roll Cannibals: Undead Rockabilly and brain eating tunes to shake your dismembered limbs to!

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rock-N-Roll-Cannibals/225842771534

COSTUME CONTEST!
So, your costume commenting on 14th century cooking wasn’t well-received at those fancy costume contests around town? This is your last chance to bring out that amazing hot-glue-and-duct-tape robot costume that will wow everyone!

All to be judged by the discerning eyes of Mab Just Mab & Swami YoMahmi. WIN FABULOUS PRIZES*!

*The judges can be bribed with copious amounts of beer (stout) and old man drinks (whiskey sours).

Fcuk Mondays. It’s Halloween! Everyone at work will understand (& be jealous of) your hangover.
10/22/11 - 10/23/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
10/15/11 - 10/16/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
10/08/11 - 10/09/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
10/01/11 - 10/02/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
09/24/11 - 09/25/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
09/17/11 - 09/18/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
09/10/11 - 09/11/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
09/03/11 - 09/04/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
08/27/11 - 08/28/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. the Cheeky Monkeys are back at the Maryland Rennisance Festival! every weekend, NOON! on the Blackfriars stage!
06/03/11 - 06/05/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Asheville, NC ABSFest United States
Time: 8:00pm. Sunday Sideshow Brunch: this year with Retro-Robotics theme! $5. 11am-1pm. Arcade Asheville, 130 College Street. Starring DC’s own Cheeky Monkey Sideshow and friends, this event offers an idyllic cure for the end-of-ABSfest blues; great hang-over food, affordable drinks, networking opportunities galore, and more wickedly delightful entertainment. The Arcade is a groovy, two-story palace of vintage video games, such as Tron, Galaga and more, with a gorgeous courtyard, Wii and more. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001312055182
05/28/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Cheeky Monkey Sideshow brings you a steam-powered extravaganza of danger, comedy, and Victorian sex-appeal! It’s P.T. Barnum meets H.G. Wells!

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to witness the most amazing show your eyes have ever beheld!

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow is a dazzling troupe of professional entertainers specializing in astounding feats and amazing oddities: sword swallowing, fire eating, extreme physical stunts (human blockhead, bed of nails, glass walking), contortion, magic, mentalism, escapes, human and animal anomalies, and so much more.

Combining Victorian sensibilities and sci-fi vision, steampunk brings you into a world that looks old-fashioned, but feels futuristic. Fun, adventurous, and imaginative, steampunk and Cheeky Monkey promise an event unlike anything you’ve ever seen!

Steampunk dress encouraged.

JUST ADDED! REV. VALENTINE AND NIKKI TESLA!

Tickets at redpalacedc.com

Tell all your friends!
05/21/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $15. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. You’ve missed ‘em! You’ve longed for ‘em! You’ve begged for ‘em! That’s right Ladies and Gents! Step right up and WELCOME THE WEIRD back to The Red Palace and celebrate the return of James Taylors’ Oddities Collection! Two full shows packed with classic and daring sideshow, beautiful burlesque queens and oddity attractions worthy of 100 Ripley’s!

Starring special guests Sideshow Bennie, NYC’s Gal Friday, Cheeky Monkeys Swami Yomahmi, Mab Just Mab and Sally the Cinch, Rev. Valentine of Capital Tassels & Tease, plus Nymblewyke’s International Flea Circus, Patrick O’Brien and his bag pipes, and more!

Join James Taylor and all your friends and neighbors as his amazing collection comes home to The Red Palace!

* FIRST Show: Doors @ 9pm / Show @ 930pm
* SECOND Show: Doors @ 11pm / Show @
1130pm *

TICKETS:

* $15/advance
* $15/day of
* 21+
05/20/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Arlington The Comedy Spot United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $15. Address: Ballston Common Mall 4238 Wilson Blvd. Almost 6 years later, we return to where it all began!

It is a little-known fact the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow started out as “Doc Walker’s Olde Time Modern Day Sideshow of the Future” (trips off the tongue, don’t it?), and we did our first shows at the Comedy Spot.

Now we make a proud return to the place of our birth for TWO special shows!

Featuring: Mab Just Mab, “DC’s Own Sideshow Girl”
Sally the Cinch, “The Human Hourglass”
The Amazing Trinket, “Gastronomical Wonder”
Mr. Eon, “Master of the Mind”
Swami YoMahmi, “The Original Sideshow Geek”

The Comedy Spot is NoVA’s home of comedy, improv, and innovative entertainment. Convenient to restaurants, parking, and Metro.

Shows at 8:00 and 10:00
Tickets: $15–go to
comedyindc.com/cheekymonkey.htm

Come join us where it all began. Tell all your friends!
04/29/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Asbury, NJ Asbury Lanes United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 209 4TH AVE ASBURY PARK. Bowling with Monkeys!
04/16/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Dunellen, NJ Roxy & Dukes United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 745 Bound Brook Rd Dunellen, NJ 08812. Venue phone: (732) 529-4464. Cheeky Monkeys make it up to Roxy&Dukes NJ
01/28/11 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 8:30pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. If you can believe it, Cheeky Monkey Sideshow and Dutch Oven Burlesque are joining forces for one night only at The Red Palace! It’s the best of DC burlesque and sideshow all in one – your subversive hometown heroes! Better than chocolate and peanut butter, Batman and Robin and Hall & Oates – why hasn’t this happened until now?

On Friday, January 28, join us for ONE jam-packed night of sideshow, neo-vaudeville, burlesque, audience interaction and performance art featuring all your favorites! Swami Yomahmi, L’il Dutch, Mab Just Mab, Kittie Glitter, Sally the Cinch, Gary Gutter, Candy Del Rio, Rev. Valentine and our favorite DC/NY’er Creamy Stevens! Also, Lauren Marleaux as the sassy stage kitten and DD Cupcakes as our 60s Go-Go Dancer after the show, plus merch from performers!

It all starts at 10pm! Just $10 in advance and $12 at the door on show night … yer gettin’ two shows in one, people! Love it, live it and come see for yourself! Advance tickets on sale at http://www.redpalacedc.com/

12/03/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Been missing your Cheeky Monkeys? Need a quick CMSS fix? Well, stop by the new Red Palace this Friday! You can’t keep us away!

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!!

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow just booked the Red Palace, DC’s only Variety, Burlesque, and Music bar, for an entertainment spectacular this Friday, December 3rd.

Top Shelf Variety Entertainment from:
Master of the Mundane, MR. EON, THE MAGICIAN
DC’s Own Sideshow Girl, MAB JUST MAB
The Original Sideshow Geek, SWAMI YOMAHMI
and special Burlesque Naughtiness from MISS JOULE

Freaks, Fun, Music, Booze, and Boobs = a perfect Friday Night!

Please SPREAD THE WORD. We’ll see you there!

$10
Friday at 10:00pm
1212 H St NE
Washington, DC
11/05/10 - 11/07/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Wilkes-Barre Sideshow Gathering United States
Time: 10:00am. Admission: $15. Address: 1073 Route 315, Wilkes-Barre PA. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

DATE: 13 October 2010
CONTACTS: Franco Kossa (570-582-7796) or Jill Fisher Fleet (202-459-1148)
LOCATION: The Woodlands Inn & Resort, 1073 Route 315, Wilkes-Barre PA
WEBSITE: www.thesideshowgathering.com

WHERE ALL THE FREAKS MEET:
ANNUAL SIDESHOW GATHERING
at INKIN’ THE VALLEY, NOVEMBER 5TH – 7TH

RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS FOR A WEEKEND

WILKES-BARRE PA – The Annual Sideshow Gathering — the world’s only sideshow convention — returns to northeastern Pennsylvania with its unique blend of weirdness, nostalgia, and wonder. From November 5th through 7th, the strange and unusual take center stage when showmen and genuine sideshow freaks from across the country descend on Wilkes-Barre’s The Woodlands Inn & Resort to celebrate and share the giddy thrills and forbidden mysteries of the carnival sideshow. Over the course of three days, these showfolk will walk on glass, swallow swords, eat light bulbs, attempt to break a world record for human blockhead, and otherwise risk bodily harm for the sake of twisted entertainment. The Annual Sideshow Gathering is the premier networking event for performers, fans, collectors, historians, and the curious.

This year marks the 200th anniversary of the birth of P. T. Barnum, the man who single-handedly created modern advertising and brought some of history’s most celebrated human oddities to national prominence. Barnum knew how to indulge the public’s curiosity and send them away satisfied and filled with wonder. It is in the spirit of Barnum that the Sideshow Gathering brings together many of today’s best sideshow performers for a weekend of gasps, shrieks, and laughs.

Attractions at the 9th Annual Sideshow Gathering will include:
The weekend’s emcees, Tyler Fyre and Thrill Kill Jill of The Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow — named “Best Sideshow Duo” by Washington City Paper; Chris McDaniel, the rope-spinning, whip-cracking, singing cowboy; Coney Island Chris, the hilarious one-man ten-in-one seen on America’s Got Talent; Olde City Sideshow, featuring Danny Borneo, Martin Ling the Suicide King, and Reggie Bügmüncher; Harley Newman, professional lunatic; Cheeky Monkey Sideshow, featuring Swami Yomahmi, Mr. Eon, Mab Just Mab, and The Darwin Sisters; Magic Brian, outrageous comedy-magic and sideshow stunts; Doc Wilson, escape artist and medicine show huckster; bagpiper Patrick O’Brien; Mr. Crispy, who will be spending his honeymoon on stage; and many more! This year’s event also welcomes special guest of honor A. W. Stencell, showman and author of Circus and Carnival Ballyhoo, who will receive the 2010 Ambassador of Wonder Award. Additionally, vendors such as James Taylor’s Shocked and Amazed! will display freakshow memorabilia, rare books, and original show banners. Step right up to the Sideshow Gathering for a weekend of entertainment and diversion you won’t soon forget!

Concurrent with the 17th Annual Inkin’ The Valley tattoo convention at Wilkes-Barre’s The Woodlands Inn & Resort, the Sideshow Gathering begins at 3:00 PM on Friday, November 5th, with live sideshow performances starting at 5:00 PM. The convention floor opens again at noon and performances will resume from 3:00 to 6:00 PM and 10:00 PM to midnight on Saturday, followed by a special auction of rare carnival and circus items. On Sunday, there will be encore performances from 2:00 to 5:00 PM. Admission for the entire weekend is only $15. Advance tickets may be purchased for $10 at Marc’s Tattooing & Body Piercing locations in Wilkes-Barre, Dallas, and Hazleton PA.



LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW

Lucky Daredevil Thrill Show
Photograph of Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow by Stereo Vision

The LUCKY DAREDEVIL THRILLSHOW is a fast-paced, funny, death-defying daredevil stunt spectacular with all the glitter, glamour, and gut-wrenching thrills of a Vegas show. Guaranteed to please, amuse, and amaze audiences of all ages! Hosted by silver-tongued devil TYLER FYRE, and the darling of danger, THRILL KILL JILL!

Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow takes the stage on Saturday, November 6th!

In addition to performing with her husband Tyler, Thrill Kill Jill will present the first officially-sanctioned burlesque performance at the Sideshow Gathering on Friday night after the kids have gone to bed. Catch another burlesque turn from Candy Mayhem — of Olde City Sideshow and Hellcat Girls Burlesque — on Saturday night.



CHRIS McDANIEL

Chris McDaniel
Photograph of Chris McDaniel by Mark Murray

CHRIS McDANIEL is a one-man Wild West show! A world champion trick roper, Chris also holds the RHR World Record for the most targets whipped from the hand of an assistant (61 in 60 seconds!). Chris is also a star of stage and screen, having appeared as himself and Buffalo Bill on numerous television programs, theatrical productions, and rodeo shows.

“THIS is something!” — David Letterman, The Late Show

“You’ll see a lotta acts in the variety biz. I know: I’ve seen a pile of ‘em. And believe me, the ONLY act that ALWAYS gets a standing ovation — because the act earns it — is Chris McDaniel’s.” — James Taylor of Shocked and Amazed!

“Mr. McDaniel… is a man of immense charm… He’s a rare artist.” — John Heilpern, theatre critic, NY Observer

“Whipped his audience into a frenzy and then roped them in. Just wonderful.” — Monmouth County Fair, New Jersey

Chris McDaniel will perform for one night only at the Sideshow Gathering:
Friday, November 5th!



CONEY ISLAND CHRIS

Coney Island Chris
Photograph of Coney Island Chris by Jim Moore

CONEY ISLAND CHRIS has made it his mission to keep the age old traditions of the sideshow alive! He will astound and entertain by demonstrating some of the most beloved and historical sideshow stunts ever presented including sword swallowing, placing his hand in various animal traps that will slam shut on his exposed fingers, lying on a bed of nails, driving a 10-inch spike up his nose, stomach stapling and many more… all with his special comedic twist!

Mixing equal parts funny and freaky, “Coney Island Chris” Allison draws on a rich history of traditional sideshow feats of human strength and endurance popularized on circus midways and along the boardwalk at Coney Island. Chris’s performances are as shocking as they are sidesplitting and are not recommended for the faint of heart. His unique brand of comedy chaos has become a popular attraction at nightclubs across the country and he was featured on the hit television show America’s Got Talent where he made it to the quarter-final round of the competition.

Coney Island Chris learned many of his amazing sideshow skills from some of the original performers who popularized the acts on midways across the country. Chris has taken all of those amazing skills and put his own demented spin on them and created a comedy performance around nearly a dozen classic sideshow stunts.

Entertainment blogger and recent audience member Andrea Reiher described Chris as a “terrifying Jerry Lewis”. Reviewer Walt Hudson said that “Chris’s sideshow parody left the audience breathless and gasping with laughter”. Dramatic, daring, dangerous, droll and absolutely a 100% authentic and unique performance that you will not soon forget. Coney Island Chris comically crosses the line — wherever you draw it!

CHRIS ALLISON performed for 11 seasons with the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus. Post Ringling Chris has toured the US and abroad with smaller circus shows, as well as fairs and festivals. His performances have taken him from Beijing to the Bronx, Scarsdale to Sweden, and from Hong Kong to Hoboken. His most recent travels have taken him to Liuzhou, China, for their International Clown Festival. TV credits include: MTV’s Oddville, The Jenny Jones Show, and Late Night with David Letterman.


Coney Island Chris will perform twice at the Sideshow Gathering:
Friday, November 5th and Saturday, November 6th!



OLDE CITY SIDESHOW

Olde City Sideshow

Dr. Zanzibar’s OLDE CITY SIDESHOW is an ever changing repertoire of acts and spectacles, including Fire Eating, Sword Swallowing, Glass Walking, The Human Blockhead, and more. These acts combined with impromptu live theater, assure that returning patrons will always leave satisfied and amazed. The troupe consists of DANNY BORNEO, MARTIN LING the SUICIDE KING, and REGGIE BÜGMÜNCHER. The entire stage spectacle will be introduced by talker CANDY MAYHEM.

Based in Philadelphia, The Olde City Sideshow has performed all over the United States. Most recently, Olde City Sideshow represented Magic Hat Brewing Company, appeared on the cover of Carny Sideshows, and opened for Primus.

[Olde City Sideshow press kit]

Olde City Sideshow will perform twice at the Sideshow Gathering:
Friday, November 5th and Sunday, November 7th!
Additionally, catch a special burlesque act from OCS’s talker Candy Mayhem on Saturday, November 6th!



MAGIC BRIAN

Magic Brian

Audiences around the world have been entertained with MAGIC BRIAN‘s outrageous and unique comedy-magic and sideshow act. In 1986 he began performing with a partner as the comedy magic duo of Abra and Cadabra. Since then he branched out with his solo show and has performed in four tours of the U.S. and Canada with The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus, worked the sideshow stage of New York’s famous Coney Island Sideshow and appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman. He has performed in 14 countries in every type of venue and has appeared at the Edinburgh Fringe, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, the World Buskers Festival in New Zealand, the Street Performance World Championships in Dublin, The Dubai Festival Fringe as well as several festivals throughout Europe and Canada including The Windsor International Busker Festival where he won The People’s Choice Award for Best Performer.

Performing street, stage and close-up magic, his eclectic repertoire ranges from an unbelievable escape from a straitjacket and chains to the miraculous production of an impossible amount of sponge bunnies out of thin air. You can also find him swallowing razor blades, eating light bulbs and hammering nails into his head… now that’s what he calls fun!

Magic Brian incorporates the old with the new — using inspiration from circus sideshow acts as well as classic magic effects, then adding his own unique and humorous twist to it all. His goal: to make people laugh and smile, and maybe even soil themselves.

Magic Brian will be bringing two unique performers along with him to the Sideshow Gathering: Dr. FRANGIBLE and NIGEL BLACKSTORM, The HEAVY METAL MAGICIAN!

Nigel Blackstorm and Dr Frangible

The honorable Dr. Frangible has been dispensing his sort of medicine for over forty years from sea to shining sea. The benefits of his miracle elixir Dr. Frangible’s Electric Lumberjack Juice has been touted as a “liquid of the Gods” by medicine men in small remote tribes of unknown parts of the world where they are still struggling with the concept of fire. Dr. Frangible has studied magic with the likes of Dai Vernon, Cardini, and Ching Ling Foo, although they all deny they have ever met him.

Nigel Blackstorm will melt your face off with the raw power of the most mind-bendingly metal magic you have ever seen.


[Magic Brian's press kit]

Magic Brian will perform on all three days of the Sideshow Gathering, including a special performance with Tyler Fyre on Saturday afternooon when they will revive their famous double blockhead act!



CHEEKY MONKEY SIDESHOW

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare to witness the most amazing show your eyes have ever beheld!

CHEEKY MONKEY SIDESHOW is a dazzling troupe of professional, experienced performers specializing in astounding feats and amazing oddities — sword swallowing, fire eating, extreme physical stunts (human blockhead, bed of nails, glass walking), contortion, magic, mentalism, escapes, human and animal anomalies, comedy, and more.

Members of Cheeky Monkey Sideshow have been featured on ABC News, National Geographic Channel, the film Step Right Up, The Gong Show, and in the new book Carny Sideshows by Tony Gangi.

Attending the Annual Sideshow Gathering this year are THE DARWIN SISTERS, MAB JUST MAB, MR. EON, SWAMI YoMAHMI, and possibly DAMIEN BLADE.

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow — You’ll be Amazed. You’ll be Amused. You’ll be Just a Little Bit Grossed Out.

Cheeky Monkey Sideshow will perform during the afternoon of Saturday, November 6th!



HARLEY NEWMAN

Harley Newman

As a baseball team mascot, HARLEY NEWMAN lit firecrackers under unsuspecting umpires. In the circus, he was clown, sideshow talker, and special assistant to the manager.

Since the mid-1980s, Harley has focused on stunts and escapes, discarding traditional presentation styles while adding verbal, physical, and prop comedy. He’s been widely emulated.

Harley pushes the boundaries of stunt performance. He was rejected by the Guinness Book of Records, as “too dangerous to publish”.

Harley has appeared on over 200 television shows worldwide, and viewed by approximately a billion people. His television credits include The Today Show, The Tonight Show, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, and Penn & Teller’s Sin City Spectacular. He’s appeared on hundreds of college campuses, and has been a featured entertainer at theme parks. Harley’s newest show, Dancing With Ghosts, was featured in the 2009 NY International Fringe Festival.

Harley Newman will perform during the afternoon of Sunday, November 7th!



Dr. WILSON’S MEMORY ELIXIR

Dr. Wilson's Memory Elixir

Imagine a product so remarkable that people rush the stage to buy it! Imagine a memory elixir with virtues beyond your wildest dreams! Imagine a pitchman so dynamic that you’ll be thrilled by every word! Imagine a show of laughter and wonder, high-speed oratory and astonishing feats! Journey beyond the everyday world with DR. WILSON’S MEMORY ELIXIR: an old-time medicine show for the crowning achievement of modern medical science!

You’ll see amazing feats of memory including:

  • Instant memorization of detailed memories offered by members of the audience!

  • Speed memorization of a deck of cards!

  • Memorization of an entire dictionary!

  • The most incredible feat of number memorization ever performed in public — 5,200 digits of Pi!
On truly memorable occasions, Dr. Wilson performs sideshow feats like the incredible Path of Pain.

Impossible? No, you’ll see these very feats with your own eyes! Be prepared to cast aside your beliefs about the limits of the human mind! In addition, you’ll hear a pitch so smooth, so loaded with verbal pyrotechnics, that fans say it would be a great show without any astounding feats at all!

Dr. Wilson will perform twice at the Sideshow Gathering:
Friday, November 5th and Sunday, November 7th!



The MAGIC of STEVE HYDE and MELANIE

The Magic of Steve Hyde and Melanie

STEVE HYDE AND MELANIE have been performing a wide variety of illusions and escapes together for the last six years. They have played at fairs, carnivals, Knoebels Amusement Resort, Bull Ride Mania at the Harrisburg Farm Show Arena, and for The Circus Fans of America. Melanie is one of the few female performers to present the straight jacket escape.

The Magic of Steve Hyde and Melanie will perform on Sunday, November 7th!



FREAKSHOW DELUXE

Freakshow Deluxe

Hollywood’s own and ONLY carnival-style sideshow presents it’s founder (and the man called “the best Talker on the West Coast”), the Reverend Tommy Gunn, with his lovely paramour, Miss Malice Aforethought, in their first-ever appearance at the Sideshow Gathering! Currently in the midst of their 8-month-long “I Invented Sideshow Tour” — sponsored by Lucky 13 Apparel, and winner of the 2010 Hollywood Fringe Festival’s award for Best Cabaret/Circus, FREAKSHOW DELUXE has appeared all over the United States — from Coney Island U.S.A. in New York, to Hollywood’s exclusive private club for illusionists, the Magic Castle, and every place in between.

With numerous appearances on television, and live shows ranging from biker rallies to tattoo festivals, from amusement parks to fairs, theaters to nightclubs, and college campuses to corporate events — wherever there is an audience, FREAKSHOW DELUXE is there with its dark vaudevillian extravaganza that keeps spectators coming back for more.

Freakshow Deluxe will perform on Friday, November 5th!



PROFESSOR FOUNTAIN

Professor Fountain

PROFESSOR FOUNTAIN presents a cabinet of wonder that combines stunts, escapes, and variety arts with tales about artifacts gathered from ancient Egypt up to tomorrow’s science fiction. Recently, Professor Fountain has been working to entertain and inspire by reviving old vaudeville acts such as chapeaugraphy and paper tearing.

Professor Fountain will perform on Sunday, November 7th!



Mr. CRISPY

Mr. Crispy presents Ball & Chain Sideshow Tour

MR. CRISPY, founder of the CRISPY FAMILY CARNIVAL, will be getting married this month. But rather than take his bride to Niagra Falls, Mr. Crispy is doing something far more sensible: he’s spending his honeymoon in Wilkes-Barre at the Sideshow Gathering on his BALL & CHAIN SIDESHOW TOUR.

Mr. Crispy will present the welcoming act to open the Sideshow Gathering at 5:00 PM on Friday, November 5th!




James Taylor’s
SHOCKED AND AMAZED! ON & OFF THE MIDWAY

Shocked and Amazed

JAMES TAYLOR is the premier writer on the cutting edge of sideshow, the new vaudeville, the “other entertainment”! James Taylor is the man behind James Taylor’s SHOCKED AND AMAZED! ON & OFF THE MIDWAY — the world’s only journal devoted solely to the entertainment explosion in the weird, bizarre and unusual!

James Taylor is the planet’s foremost authority on sideshow. You saw James Taylor and Shocked and Amazed! on The Learning Channel’s Sideshow: Alive on the Inside, The Jerry Springer Show, Public Eye with Bryant Gumbel, and Fox Television’s Fox Files.

You read about James Taylor on the front page of The Wall Street Journal, in Publisher’s Weekly, New York Press, and Johns Hopkins Magazine.

James Taylor knows sideshow and its stunning new wave of entertainers. Sword swallowers, fire eaters, regurgitators, human pin cushions, torture kings, contortionists and motordrome riders look to James Taylor’s Shocked and Amazed! as the definitive source for all things strange and bizarre: All things sideshow.

James Taylor’s Shocked and Amazed! views the sideshow tradition through a modern lens. Shocked and Amazed! features tell-all interviews with performers and showmen who have never been interviewed on the record. Shocked and Amazed! reports on weirdness as entertainment, features exclusive reprints on sideshow history, and reveals behind-the-scenes photos of sideshow attractions.



SIDESHOWBANNERS.COM

SideshowBanners.com

In 1997, TONI-LEE SANGASTIANO of SIDESHOWBANNERS.COM , painted her first set of sideshow banners for Coney Island’s Sideshows By The Seashore and the Coney Island Museum. Over a decade later, Toni-Lee Sangastiano has painted countless banners and other sideshow-themed paintings for top performers and collectors of sideshow and circus memorabilia. Major commissions include the Shelburne Museum, in which Toni-Lee created a forty-by-fifteen foot bannerline for their Circus Day In America exhibition.

“When I have an image in my mind’s eye that needs translating from concept to tangible artwork, Toni-Lee is undoubtedly who I turn to. She’s able, like no one before her, to seemingly capture my thoughts and dramatically put them to canvas. Perhaps equally stunning is the relative speed that she’s able to do this in, all-the-while thriving on the commissioner’s feedback to produce meticulous pieces of both promotion and art. I’m proud to say that her work graces both my home and my office. And, as icing on the cake, she’s an absolute pleasure to deal with… one of those rare people that you just LOVE to have around!”Matt The Knife

“I have the pleasure of owning several of Toni-Lee Sangastiano’s Banners. It has been one of the Greatest experiences I have had collaborating with her on each project. Each banner is a Work of Art and represents each piece in my Sideshow collection Wonderfully. What more can I say except, WOW!”J.R. Robinson

“Hey, the banner looks more like me than I do. Impressive!”George the Giant, sword swallower



COL. HUNSLEY’s FREAKS & ODDITIES

Col. Hunsley's Freaks & Oddities [Photograph copyright © James G. Mundie. All rights reserved.]
Photograph copyright © James G. Mundie

COL. DARREL HUNSLEY has traveled the world collecting the most outrageous and unusual anomalies and oddities. You’ll see things that shouldn’t be. Step right up for a close look at Nature’s Mistakes!





SIDESHOW GATHERING QUOTES


The Sideshow Gathering is a one-of-a-kind cavalcade of astonishing talent, history, and artistry. It’s the only place in the country where you can witness such a range of practitioners, both old and new, of a form of entertainment that is the very definition of extraordinary. You are guaranteed to see things that you never imagined, and will never forget.Stephon Walker (a.k.a., Swami YoMahmi)

The shows are mostly gone from carnivals as are all the old showmen’s clubs, and it’s the era of the new vaudeville, the new burlesque, the new sideshow, the new variety entertainment. And before just a few years ago, those showfolk had no such clubs, no such associations, no such home. The annual Sideshow Gathering in Wilkes-Barre is the showmen’s club for all of variety’s future.James Taylor of Shocked and Amazed!


We live in a day and age of multimillion dollar special effect entertainment be it Pirates of the Caribbean or Vegas. However, there is nothing like being in the small audience of a real sideshow and feeling the heat from the torch of the fire-eater, watching a glass eater’s act knowing there is no trick photography, knowing that the performers have real tattoos that don’t wash off. No other entertainment can match the sideshow for that.Dick Zigun, founder of the Coney Island Circus Sideshow, and recipient of the Sideshow Gathering’s 2006 Ambassador of Wonder Award


The Sideshow Gathering is the Switzerland of this illegitimate entertainment. It provides a neutral ground for some of the most entertaining egos to gather. It is the only place on Earth where you will get tired of watching someone nail a spike directly into their head.Keith Nelson of The Bindlestiff Family Cirkus


I’m still humbled by the other performers and the different ways that they present their acts to the public. For my opinion, we as performers are a family. — Sword swallower Red Stuart


The Side Show Gathering is a must for all aficionados of human oddities and performers of the strange and weird! Today’s performers of the unusual entertain and amaze. Yesterday’s ‘greats’ share past history and experiences with newcomers. It’s a three-day adventure like no other I know.Walt Hudson in Circus Report


It is Christmas, your birthday and your first kiss all rolled up into one great weekend! The Sideshow Gathering is the greatest gathering of freaks (and the folks who love them) in the history of entertainment. If you’re a fan of the odd, bizarre and unusual — or if you just plain love a good time — the Sideshow Gathering is the place to be!Kathleen Kotcher, editor of Shocked and Amazed!




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INKIN’ THE VALLEY & SIDESHOW GATHERING
SCHEDULE

[may be subject to change]

— FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5th —

[Convention floor opens at 3:00 PM]

5:00 to 8:00 PM:

Mr. Crispy
Professor Sprocket
Doc Wilson
Della Dead Girl
The Bruise Brothers
Freakshow Deluxe
Nigel Blackstorm, The Heavy Metal Magician
Coney Island Chris


8:00 to 9:00 PM:

1st Annual Miss Inkin’ The Valley beauty pageant

9:00 to 11:00 PM:

Olde City Sideshow
Patrick O’Brien
Thrill Kill Jill
burlesque
Chris McDaniel

8:00 to 9:00 PM:

Tattoo Contest
(registration: 3:00 to 10:00 PM)

[Convention floor closes at 11:30 PM]

— SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 6th —

[Convention floor opens at 12:00 PM]

3:00 to 6:00 PM:

Mass Human Blockhead world record attempt
Tyler Fyre & Magic Brian
Patrick O’Brien
Coney Island Chris
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow
Dr. Frangible


6:00 to 10:00 PM:

Tattoo and Flash Contests
(registration: 12:00 to 5:00 PM)

Fashion Walk

10:00 to 11:00 PM:

Candy Mayhemburlesque
Lucky Daredevil Thrillshow

[Convention floor closes at 11:15 PM]

11:30 PM to 12:30 AM:

Sideshow Auction

— SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7th —

10:00 AM to 12:00 PM:

Sideshow Awards Brunch

[Convention floor opens at 12:00 PM]

2:00 to 5:00 PM:

The Magic of Steve Hyde and Melanie
Harley Newman
Professor Fountain
Doc Wilson
Magic Brian
Olde City Sideshow


5:00 to 7:00 PM:

Tattoo Contest and Awards
(registration: 1:00 to 5:00 PM)

[Convention floor closes at 7:00 PM]





PHOTOGRAPHS from INKIN’ THE VALLEY &
THE SIDESHOW GATHERING on FLICKR


10/29/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC National Zoo United States
Time: 8:00pm. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 3001 Connecticut Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20008. This event is sold out!
10/21/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Come join us as we christen the new Red Palace stage…with BLOOD!
10/16/10 - 10/17/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Admission: $16. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. High Noon @ the Blackfriars Stage! (by the Dragon Inn) Be sure to print out the Coupon!
09/25/10 - 09/26/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Admission: $14. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. High Noon @ the Blackfriars Stage! (by the Dragon Inn) Be sure to print out the Coupon!
09/15/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. It’s your last chance to see the Cheeky Monkeys at the Palace of Wonders before they shut down for renovations! So, we’re putting on a wild night of comedy, magic, danger, music, surprises, and boobies! PLUS, Swami YoMahami broke himself (you’ll have to show up to find out how). How will he perform? How much will it hurt? What act can a man do, one-handed, in public and not get arrested? Don’t forget to wear your CMSS button for discount admission!
09/11/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Admission: $14. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. High Noon @ the Blackfriars Stage! (by the Dragon Inn) Be sure to print out the Coupon!
09/04/10 - 09/06/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Annapolis, MD Maryland Renaissance Festival United States
Time: 12:00pm. Admission: $14. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1821 Crownsville Road. High Noon @ the Blackfriars Stage! (by the Dragon Inn) Be sure to print out the Coupon!
06/18/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. CHEEKY MONKEY SIDESHOW’S FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW! This is going to be our biggest show ever! We’re pulling out all the stops, putting the full CMSS troupe on stage together, and bringing back audience-favorite, special guest Sabrina Chap. Get ready for the most wild night of mayhem you’ve ever experienced, plus give-aways, surprises, and more! Keep an eye on your inbox for super-secret info on how to get into the show for ONLY $5!!! Show starts @ 10pm. Tickets-$10 @the door. www.palaceofwonders.com
06/02/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Cheeky Monky Sideshow & Magic Hat Brewing Present MAGIC MONKEY S Doors 6PM, SHOW 9PM Price: $10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow and Magic Hat Brewing present … MAGIC MONKEY SIDESHOW!! Join us to celebrate the latest spring and summer brews from MAGIC HAT and enjoy a night of free cool swag, circus arts, variety and burlesque with Magic Hat Brewing! * FREE Magic Hat Swag & Prizes! * Just $3 for #9 and Wacko! * Performances by your favorite DC sideshow, variety and burlesque artists!
06/02/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Vienna The Soundry United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $20. Age restrictions: All Ages/Licensed. Address: 316 Dominion Road , Vienna, VA. Cheeky Monkey Sideshow is excited for their first appearance at The Soundry, an art space and coffee shop designed to share and cultivate creativity in the community. Seating is limited, so make sure you get your tickets! Show starts at 8pm and tickets are $20. http://www.soundry.net/
05/21/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE.
05/08/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Bethesda, MD Barnes & Noble Bookstore # 2750 United States
Time: 2:00pm. Admission: Free!. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 4801 Bethesda Avenue.

Book Signing for Carny Sideshows: Weird Wonders of the Midway (Citadel Press, March 2010) with special guests, The Cheeky Monkey Sideshow

Carny Sideshows: Weird Wonders of the Midway is now currently available online from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Borders, as well as your local independent bookstore. Be sure to support your indies!
http://www.carnysideshows.com/

03/19/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. zzzzommmmbiiiieees
02/19/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Cheeky Monkey Sideshow returns!
01/15/10 Cheeky Monkey Sideshow in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE.

Mab, Just Mab  

Date City Venue Country
12/31/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $30/$40. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Show: 3 sets (9pm, 10pm, and 11pm) — approx 40-45 minutes each
15-20 minute Intermissions with go-go dancing “Ball Drop” and toast at midnight Dance party until closing

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Step right up, Ladies & Gentlemen, for a New Year’s Eve spectacular at the only vaudeville stage, oddity museum, and full bar in the world! BALL DROP features bodacious burlesque babes, death-defying novelty acts, twisted sideshow oddities, quirky musical surprises, go-go dancing, and an all-night dance party! After a sold out 2010, 2011′s Ball Drop at the Red Palace is bigger and brighter, starring talent from around the country, local favorites, and you! Get your tickets now!

* Doors @ 8pm
* 21+


TICKETS:

* $30/advance
* $40/day of show
12/17/11 Mab, Just Mab in Virginia Beach Rainbow Cactus Company United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 3472 Holland Rd. Let Entice: A Twisted Tease Burlesque Production: tickle your feathers with cheeky burlesque, snake tease belly dance and vintage sideshow circus shenanigans. Watch our gorgeous honeys knock themselves out for your entertainment pleasure! We’ll throw in the titillation in for free! Come be Enticed!
11/02/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. The Moonshine Cabaret brings the 1920′s speakeasy experience to us for one night only. This one of a kind vintage vaudeville experience features famous entertainment from near and far. The show combines amazing feats of danger, music, comedy, burlesque, and vaudeville.

Performances by: MAB just MAB (sideshow, danger and comedy), Mark Slomski (music, comedy, and slapstick), Wham Bam Pam (Burlesque), and Sidetracked (Female Comedy Duo).

8:30pm, Doors / 9:00pm Show / $10 Cover

http://www.redpalacedc.com/
10/27/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, D.C. The Fridge (DC) United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $15. Address: 516 8th St. (Rear ally). David London’s Magic Outside the Box with opening act Mab Just Mab!

Kick off your Halloween Weekend with some magic, mystery, and a bit of madness!

Join magician David London on a journey to someplace else. Featuring excerpts from all of David’s previous theatrical productions, this full-length performance combines magic, story-telling, comedy, puppetry, and that which cannot be defined, into a show of magic unlike anything you have experienced before. Don’t miss this opportunity to experience David’s magic, and find out why the Washington Post has called him “Our favorite mad genius magician!”

And don’t miss David’s opening act, Mab Just Mab, Dc’s own Sideshow Girl!

Tickets are $15 and available at https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/205514

For more info on David London and Mab Just Mab go to http://www.thefridgedc.com/component/content/article/19-upcoming-events/100-davidsmagicoutsidethe-box.html
09/16/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. MAB’S BIRTHDAY PARTY! and you are all invited! raising money for uninsured variety artists! PASTIE-AID 2
09/07/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, DC Sixth & I Historic Synagogue United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10 advance/$12 at door. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 600 I Street NW. !! THE SWEATER SET SIDESHOW !!

Join THE SWEATER SET for a joyous night of music, sideshow circus performers and free cupcakes! Also featured will be:

SHOTGUN PARTY
…KATIEBALLOONS
MAB, JUST MAB

Free cupcakes for the first 50 attendees…yummm.

Shotgun Party (Austin, TX) melds Texas Swing, sultry jazz and Americana roots music with a dancehall sensibility. Lead singer Jenny Parrott’s distinctively pitched whine kicks and croons against the beautiful and versatile fiddle fireworks of Katy Rose Cox. Don’t miss them on their farewell tour, and definitely don’t forget your dancin’ shoes!
www.myspace.com/shotgunpar​tyfiesta

KatieBalloons is America’s leading female Balloon Artist. A star on the TLC reality series ‘The Unpoppables’ and one of the most sought after balloon professionals in the world, Katie combines original balloon sculptures and big balloon vaudeville with high energy entertainment.
www.katieballoons.com

Mab, Just Mab can be found monkeying around with the rest of the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow, DC’s longest running theatrical sideshow. Mab believes that everyone has superpowers. One of hers is the ability to walk on broken glass and hammer spikes into her face. Mab is a freak. You probably shouldn’t try that at home.
www.mabjustmab.com

Tickets go on sale Friday Aug 5!
CLICK HERE to buy them:
http://www.sixthandi.org/E​ventDetails.aspx?evntID=63​9&dispDt=9%2F7%2F2011+8%3A​00%3A00+PM

Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Sixth & I Historic Synagogue (Downstairs)
600 I Street NW, DC
Doors @ 7:00pm (show at 8)
$10 advance/$12 at door
ALL AGES

www.thesweaterset.com
08/19/11 Mab, Just Mab in Undisclosed PRIVATE United States
Time: 11:00am.
08/17/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. With the Judy Chops, The Slomski Brothers & Marla Meringue!
07/21/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. The Rockabilly Revelry is a Red Palace installment of live Rockabilly music and variety show. Last month we kicked off the Revery with SASQUATCH AND THE SICK-A-BILLYS. This month we are proud to bring you local Rockabilly favorite, J.P. McDermott and Western Bop. AND YES – we will have dazzling burlesque and variety performers gracing our stage! J.P. McDermott and Western Bop are a hard-working rockabilly band from right here in the DC area. Popular performers at beer joints, swing dances, and concerts, they play the kind of music that makes you want to get up and dance. They specialize in the tunes of Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, plus original tunes in the same vein. But make no mistake – this is no oldies band. This is real rock and roll, played like it was just written last night, and like your life depended on it.
07/15/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Studio Theatre United States
Time: 9:00pm. Address: 1501 14th Street NW. The Classic _______ Game Show Comes to Capital Fringe! Description This summer, get ready to fill in the blanks and laugh yourself silly as we present a live stage version of the classic TV game show, Match Game. Contestants selected from the audience match answers to hilarious fill-in-the-blank questions with a panel of six celebrities from the arts, television, radio, film, politics, business and the Washington social scene. Those who win walk away with cash and prizes! And everyone walks out laughing! Proceeds go to support the DC Film Alliance, Food & Friends, and the Washington Literacy Council. (read less) This summer, get ready to fill in the blanks and laugh yourself silly as we present a live stage version of the classic TV game show, Match Game. Contestants selected from the audience match answers to hilarious fill-in-the-blank questions with a panel of six celebrities from the arts, television, radio, film, politics, business and the Washington social scene. Those who win walk away with cash and prizes! And everyone walks out laughing! Proceeds go to support the DC Film Alliance, Food &… (read more) Studio Theater 1501 14th Street NW Washington, DC 20005 Website http://matchgamedc.com
07/09/11 Mab, Just Mab in Richmond, VA The Canal Club United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1545 E. Cary St.. Back with the lovely ladies of Richmond Varietease!
06/29/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Asylum Bar & Lounge United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 2471 18th St NW, Washington, DC, 20009-2060. With Wham Bam Pam, Rev. Valentine & Candy Del Rio!
05/24/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $8/$10. Address: 1210 H St. NE. The Jason Webley Farewell Tour with: Mab Just Mab Since his beginnings as a street performer, Seattle-based accordion troubadour Jason Webley has built a loyal following around the globe with his energetic, uninhibited live performances. Known for his passionate delivery, his soul-wrenching lyrics and an infectious sense of fun, Webley’s relentless touring schedule has taken him to dozens countries, most concerts ending with the entire crowd locked arm-in-arm, swaying and singing. Webley has released six albums and numerous collaborations on his own record label. He organizes the annual Monsters of Accordion tour and is one half of the duo Evelyn Evelyn (with Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls.) He has shared the stage with the likes of The Avett Brothers, Devotchka and Regina Spektor and has performed everywhere from Tasmania to Siberia. At the end of 2011, Webley will be taking an extended break from touring, making this show the last chance to see him in Washington DC for some time. More Info > o Doors @ 830pm o Show @ 9pm o 18+ TICKETS: o $8/advance o $10/day of
05/19/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, DC Electric Maid United States
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 268 Carroll St NW. Come One, Come All, And We’d Much Prefer All!

-To: The Steamtopian Cavalcade!-

On Thursday, May Nineteenth, Two Thousand Eleven,
Enjoy The Reflections Of Times Past, Present, And Future!

Experience A Truly Artistic Performer: Mab! A Sideshow That Is Not JUST A Sideshow!

Entrench Yourself In The Raw Poetry And Imagery Of Eli August!

Fly Along With The Soaring Melodies Of Petal Blight!

All Presented By Professor Fulbright Moone!

2 Shows, Each Different, Each Unlike Any Other!

Show Times: 7pm Precisely, 9:30pm Roughly.

You Can Have It Precise Or Rough, Or Both…. Tickets To Be Available Pre-Sale $10, $15 At The Door.
Tickets may be purchased at http://tinyurl.com/steamtopian
The Venue Does Not Sell, Nor Prohibit, Beverages Of Enjoyment Enhancement. Feel Free To Arrive With Your Own.
04/23/11 Mab, Just Mab in Dunellen, NJ Roxy & Dukes United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 745 Bound Brook Rd Dunellen, NJ 08812. Venue phone: (732) 529-4464. Moonshine Cabaret! the show that is so good it keeps coming back! we almost always sell out! so ask about getting tickets ahead of time!
04/15/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Benefit and Auction! to support vaudevillians without insurance!
04/03/11 Mab, Just Mab in Chesapeake Hipnotic World Dance Center United States
Time: 1:00pm. Admission: $40. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 139 A Tilden Ave Chesapeake, VA. Uke Workshop Uke Love Workshop with Mab Just Mab Be hard core like Mab – play the ukelele! Ever felt the urge to strum a tiny guitar? Watched Mab and the Slomski Brothers bringing the uke love in the Benny Hafla and wished you could be as cool as them? Learn from the Duchess of Uke, Mab Just Mab, in this incredible, ridiculawesome workshop. You’ll be playing by the end of the workshop, and for only $40! Details For Your Love Sunday, April 3rd, 2011 from 1-3pm at Hipnotic World Dance Center, 139 Tilden Avenue in Chesapeake (see Benny Hafla or Classes pages for directions). Workshop will be two hours – please bring your own uke! If you don’t have one already, you can purchase them at Amazon for as low as $20, or head over to Quality Music Center in Chesapeake or Virginia Beach to pick one up.
04/02/11 Mab, Just Mab in Chesapeake Hipnotic World Dance Center United States
Time: 6:30pm. Admission: $5 in advance, $10 at the door. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 139 A Tilden Ave Chesapeake, VA. Benny Hafla! Vaudeville? Comedy? Belly dance? The Benny Hafla variety show has it all, with performers from Hampton Roads, Richmond, and even down into North Carolina. Bring your favorite drink and enjoy the show. Ticket information below. Saturday, April 2nd from 7-9pm. Doors open at 6:30. Please note – this is an 18+ show! NEW LOCATION! We were filling up our venue so fast, we had to move somewhere larger! The show will be held at 302 N Battlefield Blvd in Chesapeake – see below for map and directions! Tickets are still available, get yours today! Paypal button just below the map! Curious about our lineup? Here are a few of our headliners: Naomi Black Naomi Black: Returning after her dynamite performance at last year’s Benny, Naomi will be emceeing the show this year! Naomi was recently featured on RuPaul’s Drag Race, and performs all over Hampton Roads and the Outer Banks. Serenity Tribal loves Naomi Black! Mab Just Mab Mab Just Mab: What could top last year’s Benny Hafla appearance by Mab Just Mab? Who could forget balloon swallowing and “Anarchy in the UK” on the ukelele? You’ll have to come to find out. And if you want to be as hard core as Mab, you too can learn to play ukulele in her workshop on April 3rd! Onça Onça: The hardest working woman in show business? She’s not kidding. Onça founded and produces TribOriginal festival in western North Carolina, the Americana Burlesque & Sideshow Festival in Asheville, Mardi Gras Moulin, founded Baraka Mundi belly dance troupe, and performs with the Mezmer Society and the Accidental Circus. In her spare time, she occasionally enjoys sleep. The Slomski Brothers The Slomski Brothers: A vaudeville duo (not counting the trunk) out of Richmond, Mark and Phil Slomski bring their comedic and musical genius to Hampton Roads’ belly dance community for the first time. Better than a fifth of whiskey – vaudeville like you’ve never tasted it! Also featuring the dipped-in-glitter gorgeousness of Hipnotic Belly Dance; Hampton Roads’ own funnywoman Diisha Hicks; the beautiful and elegant Kalaa; the mysterious stylings of Somnium Tribal; the ever-fabulous Sharon Nieto; and more surprises, fun, and general awesomeness (why haven’t you bought a ticket yet?). Location The show goes down at Body Structures Gym (just around the corner from Hipnotic World Dance Center) on Battlefield Blvd, in the Great Bridge Locks area of Chesapeake. 302 N Battlefield Blvd, Chesapeake VA 23320
03/25/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington D.C. Phase One United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 525 8th Street Southeast. Private Tails Fundraiser
02/18/11 Mab, Just Mab in Frederick, MD Cultural Arts Center – Frederick, MD United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 15 West Patrick Street. Encore Performance of the Moonshine Cabaret! we sold out way too fast, so we are going to do it again! Same cast! New songs!
02/11/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Friday I’m super excited to be doing a guest sideshow spot with This Way To The Egress!

Also on deck, The Extraordinary Skills of SIR D.PINCHBECK DEVEREAUX!!

@ THE RED PALACE 2/11/10. They’ve got new songs, new acts, & hope to keep working with these crazy cats as well as our new friends Finnegans 10 in 1 Circus Sideshow! 6 dasy til MR JOE BLACK ARRIVES!!!
02/09/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Asylum Bar & Lounge United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $5. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 2471 18th St NW, Washington, DC, 20009-2060. then on Wednesday, check out the premier of Freaky Females! Burlesque & Sideshow at Asylum

Featuring: Mab, Just Mab – DC’s Own Sideshow Girl
Wham Bam Pam – Burlesque & Pinup Provacateur
Mavi – Washington DC’s tattooed blue tribal goddess
Miss Kitty Victorian – Purrrrfect Ecdysiast, a master of the art of classic striptease

Tickets for this show are only $5!
Doors 9pm; Show 9:30pm
02/08/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 7:00pm. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Loteria de Amor

Tuesday, Loteria de Amor, the game show that’s an art show that’s a burlesque show is returning on February 8th as an early Valentine for those looking to get lucky in love and those just looking to get lucky!

Between games enjoy the dirty musical antics of Eva Brontosaurus, the bad boy boylesque of Tony Apollo and the amazing circus feats of Mab, just Mab, DC’s own sideshow girl!

Come early to enjoy the musical stylings of Lucha Liberace, the Conquistador of the Keys. Our featured artists for the month are Jason Horowitz and Susan Jamison!

Admission is $10 and includes one free game! you won’t want to miss this! you could get lucky in love!!!
01/29/11 Mab, Just Mab in Frederick, MD Cultural Arts Center – Frederick, MD United States
Time: 7:00pm. Address: 15 West Patrick Street. A wild night of music, comedy, burlesque, and amazing feats presented by Flying Dog Brewery. Performances by: MAVI and the Dangerous Dance (dark fusion belly dance), MAB just MAB (sideshow performer), Slomski Brothers (music, comedy, and slapstick), Helena Coy (Classic Burlesque), and Sidetracked (Female Comedy Duo). Tickets $10 Doors open at 7pm, show starts at 8 p.m. For tickets or more information, call 301-662-4190.
01/10/11 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, DC Fort Fringe United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 607 New York Ave NW. Clown Cabaret is a once a month show that will showcase the bizarre, fun, interesting and silly world of Clown.

Clowns are terribly misunderstood these days. Our goal is to change that. With highly skilled, well-trained performers, Clown Cabaret will not only expand the audience’s understanding, but give them the opportunity to laugh, cry, and, maybe, throw a pie in someone’s face.

Clown Cabaret was founded in 2010 by DC performers Karen Beriss, Matthew Pauli and Rich Potter in order to give clowns an opportunity to try new material in a supportive and fun spot with a great audience. Variety performers can showcase new material and develop old material and, most importantly, play.

12/31/10 Mab, Just Mab in Petersburg, VA Sycamore Rouge United States
Time: 8:00pm. Address: 21 West Old Street. New Year’s Eve Big Masquerade Burlesque Bash, featuring No BS Brass Band & Voix de Ville Follies
12/31/10 Mab, Just Mab in Petersburg, VA Sycamore Rouge United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $85 per person and $150 per coup. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 21 West Old Street, Petersburg, Va.. New Year’s Eve Big Masquerade Burlesque Ball

NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY!
It’s time to make plans for New Year’s … tickets are going fast and this event usually sells out early. So, grab your friends, your party clothes and join us for dinner, dessert, dancing, and champagne.

Featuring performances by:

…NO BS! BRASS BAND
A Richmond, VA-based band combining the spirit of New Orleans with an eclectic blend of funk, jazz, klezmer, Led Zeppelin, calypso, and delta blues.

VOIX DE VILLE FOLLIES
Literally meaning “The Voice of the City”, this saucy burlesque variety group brings a collaboration of the best of what the River City has to offer. Special New Years Eve guests include:

~Mab Just Mab ~
~ Pretty Penny ~
~ Greta von Tapp ~
~ Kiki Von Kitsch ~
~ Cherrie Canary ~

THE DETAILS
Tickets are $85 per person and $150 per couple.
Call the Box Office to make your reservation. 804-957-5707

Ticket Price INCLUDES: Dinner Buffet, Dessert Buffet, Bottle of Champange and A Gift Bag full of New Years Eve goodies!!

December 31st, 2010
8:00pm to 12:30am
21 West Old Street, Petersburg, Va.
www.sycamorerouge.org

12/08/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 9:00am. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Burlesque, bellydance, live music, comedy, swords, stunts, magic, hypnotization, snakes and fire!! These are just a few of things you’ll see in the AMAZING STAGE SHOW!

Join Rio, Deanna Danger, and Mark Slomski as they take you on a vaudeville journey…a story of their own past, and how they came to be….Amazing. This is not your average burlesque show ladies and gentlemen. No, no. This is so much more!

So lace your boots tight, …and keep your wits sharp (’cause our blades are sharper), and see what all the Amazing Stage Show has in store!

Wednesday December 8th, at the Red Palace (formerly the Palace of Wonders), The Amazing Stage Show is proud to also feature the sideshow stylings of DC’s own sideshow madame, MAB JUST MAB! And fresh from the west coast, the intoxicating dance of the one, the only, THE MUSE. These two are worth the price of admission alone!

Ages 21+, and a mere $10 for all this amazingness. Doors are at 8pm, show is at 9!

Red Palace
1212 H. St. NE
Washington, DC

www.redandblackbar.com
www.theamazingstageshow.com
11/27/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 10:00am. Admission: $10/$15. Address: 1210 H St. NE. Get ready for an explosion of glitter, glam, and highbrow entertainment when Tilted Torch moves from the old Palace of Wonders to the new stage at the Red Palace! Miss Joule will slice symmetry with her extraordinary burlesque and hoop dancing. Malibu will play games with geometry with her flashy LED and blacklight performances. You will not believe your eyes when Dai Andrews seemingly defies physics with his amazing sword swallowing and mind over body demonstrations. Naimah will bend the space-time continuum with her smooth yet mechanical bellydance moves. Direct from New York City, Dr. Lucky will reflect your deepest, darkest desires with her sexy burlesque styling. And Mab Just Mab, our MC for the evening, will be turning the kaleidoscope of characters. Games! Raffle! Prizes! Free kaleidoscopes to the first 50 people in the door!

Doors 9:00 pm, Show 10:00 pm, $10 adv, $15 door
Tix: http://www.ticketalternative.com/Venues/618.aspx
10/30/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Voodoo Nights: Mayhem, Music and Goulesque

*Live Band – The Ubangis

*Live Sideshow & Burlesque hosted by Jonny Porkpie with Rev. Valentine, DC’s sideshow girl Mab Just Mab and more!

*Costume Contest w/Prizes

*DJ & Band Dance Party – 21+ :: Doors 8:00pm / Show 9:00pm

10/24/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC RFD United States
Time: 12:00pm. Admission: FREE!. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 810 7th St NW.
10/10/10 Mab, Just Mab in Baltimore MD Ottobar United States
Time: 9:00am. Admission: $13. Address: 2549 N. Howard Street.

Gilded Lily Burlesque Halloween Show
Oct 10th
Show at 9pm, tickets $13
The Ottobar
2549 N. Howard Street
Baltimore, MD
www.theottobar.com

Come on out to enjoy a pre-Halloween vaudeville show with Gilded Lily Burlesque and special guests: femcee Kittie Glitter from D.C.; the candy-coated cutie, Lil Miss Lixx from N.Y.; the vaudeville antics of Mab Just Mab from D.C. and the amazing fire performance of Malibu from D.C. Some of the biggest names in burlesque and sideshow will be sure to bring the glitz, glam, humor and unique talent to entertain and engage you this Halloween.

09/15/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, D.C. The Fridge (DC) United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 516 8th St. (Rear ally). Loteria de Amore at the Fridge! The artshow that’s a game show and burlesque and vaudeville show (and we also try and hook people up)! Come play Loteria, the Mexican version of bingo only played with icons instead of letters and numbers … and our icons were done by 54 of DC/MD’s top artists! Between games enjoy the twirling tassels of burlesque performers, and special surprise guests! And as always the evening is hosted by your burlesque waitress with a side of sass, Shortstaxx and alt. drag performer Lucrezia Blozia Doors open at 7:30 PM $10 Cash at Door
09/10/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington, D.C. U.S. Navy Memorial Plaza United States
Time: 9:30pm. Admission: $10. Address: 701 Pennsylvania Ave, NW. Opening Gala for DC Shorts! Mab, Just Mab Mistress of Ceremonies!
09/09/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:30pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. DCVariety! With Mavi, Clovis, & Wham Bam Pam
09/04/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:30pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Moonshine Cabaret 2 Shows! 9:30 & 11:30! Saturday Night Show! Pull out your derbies, hike up your stockings, and join us for a speakeasy style celebration of years gone by with the Moonshine Cabaret – a night so full of music, mischief and mayhem that we had to do it twice! Two Shows 9:30pm and 11:30pm $10 … SATURDAY NIGHT SHOW LINE UP: …Featuring: Music, whiskey and whit of the Slomski Brothers! Amazing feats by DC’s own SideShow girl, Mab just Mab! Mavi, DC’s dangerous dancer! the beautiful burlesque of Helena Coy! A few words about our artists: The Slomski Brothers – “Vaudeville like you’ve never tasted it!”- If you’ve ever wondered what Vaudeville tastes like, wonder no more. The Slomski Brothers are coming to town, and they always know what to do. Both Mark Slomski and Phil Slomski started performing at an early age, but it wasn’t until Mama Slomski insisted they hit the road with the family luggage, Trunk Slomski, did they realize their dream: to bring laughter and the Slomski name to the entire world. It’s not a show you’ll want to miss, and it’s not one you’ll forget anytime soon. www.slomskibrothers.com Mavi – A dark fusion belly dance artist known for her compelling presence, connectivity with her audience, sensual movements, her dark aesthetic, thematic interpretations, and mastery of balancing blades. She has also been known to play with fire….. Mab – Mab believes that every single person has superpowers. One of Mab’s super powers is the ability to find the shortest lane in at a toll booth. The other is the ability to walk on broken glass and hammer spikes into her face. Mab is a freak. You probably shouldn’t try that at home. Currently, Mab can be found monkeying around with the rest of the Cheeky Monkey Sideshow, which happens to also be DC’s longest running theatrical sideshow. Helena Coy – Helena Coy brings classic spice to your night with her tassel-twirlin’ talents and sensual striptease. Inspired by the burlesque style of the1940s and 50s, Helena Coy invokes the smoldering hot starlets of times past. Don’t miss her hike up her skirt, strut her stuff, and take you back to the classic era of burlesque! See you at The Palace of Wonders!
07/10/10 Mab, Just Mab in Richmond, VA The Canal Club United States
Time: 8:00pm. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1545 E. Cary St.. Richmond Varietease presents “The Sexy Girls of Summer”

Nothing says summer more than sun, sand and scantily clad women. While we may be short on sand, we’ve got plenty of sexy women for you ready to beat the heat by removing one article of clothing at a time.

Our special guest this month is straight out of our nation’s capital. She’s cute, feisty, a little avant-garde and will leave you singing her song. It’s the lovely Kay Sera!

Also coming down from the North is a former Richmond dancing sweetheart. She tapped her way into your hearts in our debut show, so we’re bringing her down for round two! It’s the dancing darling, Greta von Tapp!

Bringing lots of summer fun and exotic flavor are your Richmond Varietease producers, Boo Boo Darlin’ and Dolli Holiday!

And what should would be complete without our host, the three-ring-circus herself, Miss Magnolia Jackson Pickett Burnside!

Doors open at 8 p.m.
Show starts at 9 p.m.
Tickets are $10
21 and up

For table reservation rates, please check out our Notes section or e-mail richmondvarietease@gmail.com

07/09/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Palace 4 Year Anniversary Show
07/02/10 Mab, Just Mab in Baltimore Creative Alliance United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $12/$15. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 3134 Eastern Avenue. Featuring Miss Joule and Malibu’s fire-work display and the best star-spangled pasties that burlesque has to offer by Maria Bella. The amazing balancing skills of Lizzie Lyra and Brent Balancer will make the Statue of Liberty jealous, Francis Scott Key will revisit his life’s work after hearing the whimsical songs of the Sweater Set, and George Washington will lose his wig over the sensational belly dance moves of Belladonna. The speaker of the house is none other than our MC for the evening… Mab Just Mab. With an honest-to-goodness raffle featuring spectacular prizes, you can’t go wrong! Join Tilted Torch for their firetacular return to the Creative Alliance! Betsy Ross approved!!! Tilted Torch’s Salute to the Union Friday, July 2, 2010 Creative Alliance 3134 Eastern Avenue Baltimore, MD Show 8:00 pm, $12 CA members and students, $15 non-members
05/29/10 Mab, Just Mab in Chesapeake Hipnotic World Dance Center United States
Time: 8:00pm. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 139 A Tilden Ave Chesapeake, VA. Saturday, May 29, 2010 Time: 8:00pm – 10:00pm Location: Hipnotic World Dance Center, 139 A Tilden Ave in Chesapeake The Benny Hafla: Where You Can Let It All Hang Out! Comedic Belly Dance Variety Show – Never been seen avant-garde acts, risque humor and seriously good dancing! Bring your sense of humor, your wackiest skits and costumes. Leave the kids at home and come out to Hipnotic World Dance Center. May 29th 8-10pm www.hipnoticbellydancing.com www.serenitytribal.com Eighteen and up!
04/30/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Fire in the Belly IV
04/29/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Hi True Fans! Mab, Just Mab here, excited as heck! This summer is kicking off some fabulous new adventures! After a few test runs, I’m getting the ball rolling on a new collective called DCVariety. DCVariety is all about celebrating the Variety Arts in the Nation’s capital, bringing performers together, sharing resources, ideas, tips and gigs. My personal goal to help bring out more Variety acts to the District (and beyond!). To that end, I’ve been working with the (stunning and amazing) L’il Dutch to produce a monthly event at the Palace of Wonders. I’ve searched the District to find the best you’ve never seen!Every month we bring you new and unusual acts that wonder and amaze! Sexy and Sassy, Crude and Classy. This Month! Ditch Higgens When I asked Ditch Higgens what made his Sideshow stand out, he told me “My act made a whole table get up and leave once”. I hired him on the spot. Stella Sweet Burlesque’s Good Girl, except when she’s not, Miss Stella Sweet comes to us all the way from the Aloha State, where she performed with the Cherry Blossom Cabaret. Stella brings the class and titillation of old school burlesque back to the DC stage. This curvaceous cutie exemplifies the art of the tease. Performing in her second show here at the Palace of Wonders, please welcome Miss Stella Sweet! Spanky Roundbottom Maryland’s special Slaphappy Sexpot, Spanky Roundbottom! Hailing from the Carolinas originally, Spanky will be dishing up a heapin’ helpin’ of southern hospitality mixed with mid-Atlantic spunk in a burlesque performance that will make your jeans feel tight! Red Raven Death-defying, daring fire dancer wielding the Flaring Fans and Sizzling Swords of FLAME! Special halftime games! Starting this month, we have a brand new spot of mid-show entertainment: “Make Mab Laugh” Do you think you have what it takes to make the Mistress of Misery, the Princess of Pain, the Jaded and Bitter Glasswalking Sideshow Girl, Mab, Just Mab crack a smile? Try your luck, and your best material! (And before you even think about, she’s not ticklish.) Super-Fabulous-Amazing-Wondrous Prizes awarded to the winner! When is all this happening? Thursday, April 29, 2010 9pm for only $10!!! (wow! what a bargin!) only at the Palace of Wonders 1210 H. St. NE Washington DC 20002 Let DC know you love Variety Performers! Support the arts! See you at the Palace!
03/25/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Another Palace of Wonders Premier! The SCREWLOOSE CIRCUS! Come out and see the newest Circus to take Richmond by storm! Featuring the Unkillable Kilian, Wobbles the Clown, Mab, Just Mab, Juggler Jim and MORE! only $10 to show your love! Only at the Palace of Wonders 1210 H. St NE Washington DC
03/13/10 Mab, Just Mab in Richmond, VA The Canal Club United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1545 E. Cary St.. Grab your fork and hold onto to your bourbon, because it’s Magnolia’s birthday and we’ve got a show so delicious, you’ll be hungry for more! We have a VERY special guest this month coming down from the Big Apple. He’s the “King of Boylesque” and the FIRST ever Mr. Exotic World. He’s performed at venues around the globe and toured the Bible Belt in his Sodomobile with Michael Moore for his movie “The Awful Truth.” It’s an honor to have him in Richmond, ladies and gentleman. It’s the one, the only, TIGGER! Also joining the birthday shenanigans is the daring darling, Richmond’s femme fatale Miss Deanna Danger! Her performances are guaranteed to jump-start your heart. Of course, it wouldn’t be a party without the leading ladies of Richmond Varietease, Boo Boo Darlin’ and Dolli Holiday, who might have a few birthday spankings and some surprise guests up their sleeves. You’ll have to come to the show to find out. Hosting this bonanza is the birthday girl herself, Miss Magnolia Jackson Pickett Burnside! This is her party and she’ll do what she wants to! Come see the show everyone is talking about! The Canal Club 1545 E. Cary St. Doors: 8 p.m. Show: 9 p.m. Tickets: $10 21 and up Sponsored by GayRVA.com
02/11/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. The Screwloose Circus @ Palace Premiers
02/04/10 Mab, Just Mab in Washington DC Palace of Wonders United States
Time: 10:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: No Minors. Address: 1210 H St NE. Vixen Variety 10pm Price: $10 Ladies & Gentlemen Vixen Variety is proud to present the Feb 4th, 2010 Heartthrob/ Heartburn Show! In honor of Valentines day we would like to celebrate the exciting, enticing, and enraging emotions affiliated with this thing called LOVE. Love may be “A many splendid thing”… but it also “bites and bleeds”…. So come out and celebrate the many sides of this human condition. Featuring an alluring and enticing all female cast. You don’t want to miss the Burlesque of Poppy LaRouge, the strange and unusual antics of DC’s own side show girl Mab, Just Mab, the energetic and exciting drag kinging of Zak Las Vegas, the sensual and surreal belly dancing of Samantha and the Palace’s own drag king daddy Ken Vegas with special guest, your host for the evening Belladonna. Bring your friends & your Stupid Human Tricks! Join us for a fun filled night of drinking, dames, merriment and prizes! See you at the Palace!
01/16/10 Mab, Just Mab in Silver Spring, MD Jackie’s Restaurant United States
Time: 9:00pm. Address: 8081 Georgia Ave. CD Release party for American Sinner http://americansinner.com

UkeCordionPocalypse  

Date City Venue Country
06/16/11 UkeCordionPocalypse in Vienna The Soundry United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 316 Dominion Road , Vienna, VA. A Risque comedic variety show SPECTACULAR! Dr. Winky’s Laugheasy provides a MIRACULOUS cure-all for your everyday vexes through pleasurable LAUGHTER. Thursday June 16th 8pm-10pm (ADULTS ONLY SHOW! 18+) $10 Reserve Tickets Here: https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dHZFUkVfcURzeXA3NzFZY0R4aFJTNmc6MQ DR. WINKY’S CHOSEN ONES: MC: Adam Belcher Burlesque Beauty: Stella Sweet Antics by The Improper Imps of Improv Stand-Up Comic David Blechman Music by UkecordionPocalypse Stand-Up Comic: Brandon Broady
06/13/11 UkeCordionPocalypse in Washington, DC Fort Fringe United States
Time: 8:00pm. Admission: $10. Address: 607 New York Ave NW. Next Show: June 13 @ 8pm
featuring: Sabrina Mandell, Elena Day, Mark Lohr, Nick Newlin and the Queen of Whimsy, Mab, Just Mab, Graham Pilato, along with Rich Potter and Karen Beriss.

*performers subject to change* the second Monday of every month 8 pm
04/25/11 UkeCordionPocalypse in Richmond, VA The Camel United States
Time: 9:00pm. Admission: FREE!. Address: 1621 W. Broad Street. Venue phone: (804) 353-4901. UKE till You PUKE! UkeCordionPocalyse is coming to richmond!
03/17/11 UkeCordionPocalypse in Washington DC Red Palace United States
Time: 7:00pm. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: 21 with ID. Address: 1210 H St. NE. The Slomski/UkeCordionPocalypse mash up! stand by for details!

Wedji Tucheeks  

Date City Venue Country
10/23/11 Wedji Tucheeks in Washington, DC Policy Restaurant and Lounge United States
Time: 6:00pm. Admission: $10.00. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 1904 14th St, NW. Wedji TUcheeks will MC the Belly Horror edition of Tribal Cafe Policy Restaurant and Lounge 1904 14th St, NW Washington, DC
06/24/11 - 06/26/11 Wedji Tucheeks in Ouaquaga, NY NY Faerie Festival United States
Time: 10:00am. Admission: $14.00. Age restrictions: All Ages.
06/25/10 - 06/27/10 Wedji Tucheeks in Ouaquaga, NY NY Faerie Festival United States
Time: 10:00am. Admission: $12. Age restrictions: All Ages. Elfin & Sylvan Folk, Wood Sprites & Faerie Folk, and All you Humans who still Believe in Magic… Join Us in the Rolling Hills and Hollows of Rural New York for Central New York’s Faerie Festival! A time of Escape from ordinary Reality… into Magical Play!
05/15/10 - 05/16/10 Wedji Tucheeks in Upper Marlboro, MD 20774 Maryland Faerie Festival United States
Time: 10:00am. Admission: $10. Age restrictions: All Ages. Address: 18405 Queen Anne Road. Saturday and Sunday May 15th and 16th, 2010 10 AM to 6 PM Theme Celebrating Unicorns Featured Guest Artists Coming Soon! Admission $10 for ages 12 to 99, $3 for ages 3 to 11 Free for kids under 3 and over 99 $1 off for dressing in costume Parking fee $3 per vehicle Patuxent 4H Center 18405 Queen Anne Road Upper Marlboro, MD 20774

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